After a long break...

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I have once more decided to dip my toe in the waters of satire having got back into writing for thespoof.com where I shall be posting parody headlines and spoof stories as often as I can.

As regular readers of this blog I expect you all to show your support for me by winging your way to here and having a read at my spoof stories.

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Wreckless Euroafrican said…
Ok, so now that the whole world will know that you shagged George Bush, and scared the crap out of Claudia Schiffer, and that Mahatma Ghandi is a crap kicker - who is easily influenced, and that Charley boy wants to "eat" you, and that you actually do have a current employer...... Now that all that is done.. Will you please start to write something worth reading?!?!?!
Salagatle!
10:15 am
Anonymous said…
Ross,

I'm impressed by your account of what happened in the Manchester Omni centre...sharpened carrots can indeed be lethal in the wrong hands (which hands are the right ones? certainly not Mancunian ones I'd say), as can any vegetable when used with sinister non-food intent. Just ask my brother, as an ambo (Aussie paramedic) he sees a fair amount of veggie abuse...then again what do you expect from the country that gave us Home and Away?
5:58 pm
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