What a Cnut.

So I give you an opperchancity to do so as well. I Hate Nature from Olde English Comedy on Vimeo .

A person is born who is destined to be the leader in their chosen field. Ross Noble is one of those people. Ross is an English comedian who deals solely in the world of unreality. His delivery, of stream of conciousness material, is possibly the finest example of this art. Watch the videos below and laugh as Ross plies his trade in a way that makes most comedians wish they had his talent. (The total runtime for these videos is quite long so if you do intend on watching them set aside a good hour, or possibly two, and watch them one after the other.) Enjoy... Adblock Ross Noble - Unrealtime - Part 1 Adblock Ross Noble - Unrealtime - Part 2 Adblock Ross Noble - Unrealtime - Part 3 Adblock Ross Noble - Unrealtime - Part 4 Adblock Ross Noble - Unrealtime - Part 5 Adblock Ross Noble - Unrealtime - Part 6. Adblock Ross Noble - Unrealtime - Part 7 Adblock Ross Noble - Unrealtime - Part 8. Adblock Ross...

Wish that you would pop along for a visit .

Then you may be clinically dead. She Loves You - Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan.

But I've always found Stewie Griffin singing Rocket Man funnier than words can convey. So imagine my surprise when I stumbled across the inspiration for it on youtube. Believe it or not it's based on William "Captain Kirk" Shatner's rendition of the same song at a 1978 sci-fi convention. Here's the video. And to finish here's a small joke... Why didn't the woman go out with Captain Kirk after their first meeting? Because William Shatner.

"May the forces of evil become distracted on the way to your house." George Carlin. Wherever you are man, I hope it's better than here. But not too nice because then you'd have nothing to complain about. And that'd be a cunt of a place for you.

Visit the man behind it all.

"When the time is ready I shall send my only son to the earth to show them how to laugh." The Grand Whazoo.* *************************************** And lo it came to pass that The Grand Whazoo did send his only son to earth. And you can join him in his quest to make the world giggle by joining him by clicking here . *************************************** Family Friendly. No service charge. Tuesday is ladies night. Special drinks promotions all week. Happy hour all day. Students of philosophy welcome. Biker friendly. No Scientists. Please tip your waitress. *************************************** *During an acceptance speech for "Best god in a humourous role" award during the realm of gods, deitys and martyrs awards ceremony held at the Valhalla Holiday Inn. ** **(Tell them Marty sent you for a special reduction in rates.)

George W Bush did this kind of thing.

Please Leave the building by the nearest exit... Mind the step...

Overlooked by Castle Ahnuddaman, the village of N'at Aindookool sat in a lush green valley where faeries, goblins, pixies and humans lived together in peace. Cho, an apprentice wizzard sat in his favourite chair watching the sunrise over the mountaintops and wondered about the big things in life. "Why does the sun always rise over the mountain in the same place and set in the same place at the other side of the valley?", "Why are the unicorns disappearing from the magic forest?", and "What ever is that noise?" Cho stood up and walked in the direction of the noise that had disturbed his train of thought. As he rounded the corner and entered the small square at the centre of the village, instead of the usual sight of the market place, Cho saw a large crowd gathered around a strange looking contraption that was pinging, plonking and gurgling. "Make way for the Wizzard!" Shouted Cho, pushing through the crowd of onlookers. "Apprentice Wizzar...

I have once more decided to dip my toe in the waters of satire having got back into writing for thespoof.com where I shall be posting parody headlines and spoof stories as often as I can. As regular readers of this blog I expect you all to show your support for me by winging your way to here and having a read at my spoof stories .

And have it kicked into touch with this fun test . I did.

The BBC news website published a list of 100 things we didn't know last year so I have decided to list them here with my own little addendum's. 1. Coach travel is the safest form of road transport in the country. * Unless you are in the UK in which case it's quicker to walk. 2. Saddam Hussein's codename while in US custody in 2004/5 was "Victor". * The guards assigned to him made him say "I don't bloody believe it." on a regular basis. 3. Adding milk to tea negates the health-giving effects of a hot brew. * Pissing in it makes it taste worse also. 4. The word "jaywalking" came from the US slang "jay", a term popular in the early 20th Century meaning a rustic newcomer unfamiliar with city ways. * These days rustic newcomers are called "Hippies" 5. Cloudy apple juice is healthier than clear, containing almost double the antioxidants which protect against heart disease and cancer. * Most apples never get heart disease....