Open for questions.

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I've decided to make this blog a bit more accessible to all you lovely people out there in webland..

Should you have any questions you'd like me to answer then feel free to drop me a line and I'll post the questions and answers on here for you all to enjoy.

Comments

Ross Douglas said…
Just hit the Add link button above where you write your post. All the little pictures do something. Try em all out and get used to them.
11:55 pm
Anonymous said…
What kind of girl would you think was a perfect match for you?
3:05 am
Divemaster GranDad said…
MOM ALERT!! MOM ALERT!! that last "anonymous" one was a mom question, Cuzz... ;-)
12:40 pm
Ross Douglas said…
Normally I'd agree with you on that one Steve-o, but I know for a fact that my mum is on holiday in florida.

Me thinks Lena doth try her luck...
1:41 pm
Anonymous said…
Lena? Who is Lena? I'm just a curious passer by. ;-)
7:10 pm
Anonymous said…
Ross, you said to ask a question and I did. I was just curious. The perfect man for me does not exist me thinks. I don't know, but I still sit here patiently waiting for my prince charming to notice me. What do you think I am doing wrong?
2:53 am
Ross Douglas said…
Dear anonymous,
Your problem seems to be that you are waiting for your prince charming to notice you. You need to grab the son of a bitch by the collar of his shirt and say in an almost desperate tone of voice "I haven't got any panties on, wanna get nekkid?"

This should solve your problem.
12:05 pm
Anonymous said…
Dear Ross,
I shall try that this weekend. I will let you know how it goes. Thanks for the idea.
6:03 pm
Divemaster GranDad said…
Methinks mum better get the hell outta Dodge seeing as what's bearing down on the coast right now...say "hi" to your folks for me next time you hear from them.
7:52 am
Lena M Bakke said…
Sure hope you know more people than me called Lena, I know there are at least "a couple" of them around here in Norway and Sweeden and, oh, well, so you don't think I'm the one going around making anonymous comments - I would never do that - not my kind of thing - if I don't dare saying something in my true name, I'd rather not say it at all.....
10:53 am
Lena M Bakke said…
As for questions for you, well, on the 1st of July I posted a question on my blogspot that no one has yet answered, so I'll hand it over to you. "Where do birds go to die?" - you can read the whole reasoning concering the question on my blogspot the 1st of July! That should give you something to think about!
And - oh yeah - at the same time you might notice that today I've also posted a challenge for you too...
10:57 am
Anonymous said…
Yes Ross, we are all still wondering about that perfect woman.
9:10 pm
jenny said…
For goodness sake kids if any of you knew Ross at all you'd have a damn good idea of the kind of girl he'd like! Anyway Ms or Mr Anonymous how predictable a question was that? Lol. Ross I'd like to ask you something...what are the 3 most valued things you own and why?
1:34 pm
Ross Douglas said…
In answer to Lena Bakke's question.
Yes I do know more than one Lena.
3:12 pm
Ross Douglas said…
In answer to jennys question.

This one needs some thought. I'll get back to you.
3:15 pm
Ross Douglas said…
In answer to Joy's question.

I'm decidedly unqualified to answer that question.

This is Cnut answers your questions not Doctor Ruth.
2:13 am
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