What a Cnut.

So, Christmas has come and gone, Santa has hung up his work uniform and has contributed to the rising levels of unemployment amongst midgets and elves and Mrs Claus has resigned herself to the fact that he now has to put up with her fat cunt of a husband sitting on the couch for the next 335 days where he will drink heavily and rant at how it's all the fault of the Jews... Which is tragic really, when you think about it. The poor bugger only wanted a wee part time job to get him out the house and thought that the idea of Christmas wouldn't last much longer than a couple of years. Little did he know that as soon as he'd got his feet under the table (a house was one of the perks of the job) of the cottage in Lapland the Boys from head office appeared and turned it all upside down... Gone were the handmade wooden soldiers (for the boys) and the handmade wooden dolls (for the girls) and in came the production lines, health and safety, time and motion studies and unpaid over...

From Robert K edoancap@gmail.com To rossalandouglas@gmail.com Date 28 November 2009 22:16 Subject ~ blog mailed-by gmail.com Signed by gmail.com Hi, Im a freelance reporter investigating various online scams, particularly relating to online classified sites. My question relates to your last blog post . Where did you see this add? I assume Gumtree and what section was this add posted in? Can you send me the full corosponance. I would be happy to plug your blog. Thanks Robert From Ross Douglas rossalandouglas@gmail.com To Robert K edoancap@gmail.com Date 1 December 2009 16:07 Subject Re: blog mailed-by gmail.com Hey there Robert, Can I call you Robbie? How about Rob? Bob maybe? Perhaps I can call you Boo Boo Kitty Fuck? So, you're a freelance reporter are you? I guess you're mostly employed by such venerable news outlets as the Daily Sport and the Sun... You have as much of a grasp on punctuation and spelling as one of the barely educated monkeys that r...