What a Cnut.

The first time I heard of Salvia Divinorum was when I was sitting in my friends house last year, We were doing the usual shit, smoking hash, watching TV, drinking coffee and chatting about whatever came to mind when a show came on TV called "99 things to do before you die." A presenter came on the box and said something along the lines of "99 things to do before you die, number 30, get high legally." This made my ears prick up. The presenter was sitting in a house with a bong in front of him. "This," he said holding up a small ziplock bag "is Salvia. it is totally legal in this country and most other ones around the world. I'm about to smoke it" He took a lighter in his hand, said "here goes." and then took a big hit from the bong. The results were hilarious. i sat laughing like a loon at the look on his face for the next ten minutes. As i am a bit keen on altering my mindset with any kind of chemical i thought to myself ...

Bill Hicks A Slight Return As dry ice smoke filled the room, the lights dimmed and the audience went silent. And stayed that way. "What the fuck is this shit?" Said the little voice of reason in my head after not laughing, or hearing laughter, for the next fifteen minutes. "A piece of shit. Say it and walk away" said the voice of Bill in my head. "Come on Bill give the guy a chance." I said to Bill's voice in my head. "He's trying." "Very fucking trying man, you spent how much on this?" "£8.50" I said. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now that's funny. Didn't you know you could have bought some hardcore porn for that? What the fuck were you thinking? Were you high? Is that what it was? I could maybe forgive you if you bought it in a drugged state and forgot completely about my being, well, FUCKIN' DEAD!!!" "Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to watch this." I thought, with anger in my int...

Day off today. I have no idea what I should do with it. I really should clean the house but I can't be bothered. It'll only get messy again. I could go to the cinema but there's fuck all worth watching. All that is showing at the moment is movies for kids. And i'm fucked if i'm going to sit in a crowded movie theatre filled with prepubescent kids texting each other and talking all the way through the movie. i'll probably spend the day in front of the PC reading, looking at porn and jerking off. just another day really.