What a Cnut.

In the spirit of open communication without borders or boundaries I give to you a small sample of music that floats my boat, rocks my world and makes me shake my tailfeathers. The Stone Roses - Shoot You Down (Soul Hooligan remix) The Foo Fighters - Aurora . Groove Armada - At the River . Jeff Buckley - Mojo Pin . ( Live at Sin-é ) Jimi Hendrix - Little Miss Strange . The Pixies - Where is My Mind . Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - Dig Lazarus Dig . REM - All the Right Friends . *Disclaimer* All music linked to from this site is provided for review purposes only. Should you wish to own any of the tracks listed above please support the artist in question and buy a copy.

My text message ringtone has been a soundclip of the TARDIS in flight . **************************** The other day I was on a bus headed into town when my phone began to ring. A small boy who was sitting a couple of seats in front of me with his mother heard my phone and turned to his mother. "Mum, it's the TARDIS. The Doctor is coming!" He said, excitedly. The boy started to look around with wonder in his eyes attempting to see where the noise was coming from, and spotted me. I smiled at the kid and put my fingers to my lips like we were sharing a secret. I opened my phone and showed the small front display to the boy. His eyes lit up like only a child's eyes can when they are faced with something that amazes them and I spoke into my phone. "Yes, Doctor." I said, pretending that I was receiving a phone call. I waited a couple of seconds before saying anything to give the impression that The Doctor was on the other end of the phone. "There's been no...

For those of you who think Dr Who is the dogs scrotum I advise you to check out this site and grab yourself some nice remixes of the Dr Who theme tune.

Other peoples ringtones? I do. Especially when they're not at all fun like mine. "We are the knights who say Ni! We shall say Ni again to you if you do not appease us.... Ni...Ni." (Monty Python.) "We are now the knights who say Ecky Ecky EckyPhatangnzootboingnzowie... Ni." (More Monty Python.) "How much for the little girl? The women, how much for the women?" (John Belushi/Jake Blues.) A 34 second soundclip of the Tardis in flight. (Nice long soundclip of the Tardis engine noise.) Sam Kinison's scream. (Quite short and good for a repeating sound.) "Good Morning Vietnam!" (Robin Williams classic revelry call.) "There's a message for you." HAL from the Motion Picture 2001 Feel free to grab a copy should you feel so inclined. Files hosted by Mediafire.com .