What a Cnut.

"May the forces of evil become distracted on the way to your house." George Carlin. Wherever you are man, I hope it's better than here. But not too nice because then you'd have nothing to complain about. And that'd be a cunt of a place for you.

I have once more decided to dip my toe in the waters of satire having got back into writing for thespoof.com where I shall be posting parody headlines and spoof stories as often as I can. As regular readers of this blog I expect you all to show your support for me by winging your way to here and having a read at my spoof stories .