Who'd have thought...

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That a post I wrote, to espouse the good points (no pun intended) of breasts and get in one of my favorite bar-related jokes, would create such a furor on my blog.

Comments

jenny said…
Tootsie,

If I did guess who you were would you admit it?

Jenny
11:11 am
jenny said…
It's only fun if you can solve the mystery!

I have 2 ideas on who you may be...

Help me out by answering this simple question...yes or no will do and it'll eliminate one of the two guesses I have...

Have you ever seen me or Mrs D in the flesh???
10:21 pm
jenny said…
I mean live and interactive..in person not in our birthday suits (I am hoping for your sake you've never seen me in my birthday suit otherwise I'll need to assume that you watch me through my patio doors of an evening heading for a glass of juice!).

I've noticed another clue as well...but I'll keep it too myself for now...it has managed to eliminate one guess I had though! If I'm right it means you have never met me or seen me live and interactive!!
11:46 am
jenny said…
Tootsie...I can't help but notice that you have avoided the question! I have eliminated one guess from your previous answers.

I'll give you my clue but in return you need to confirm (or deny?) that you know Mrs D!! Can't be fairer than that! The last clue I picked up was that you are up and about early...possibly accessing this before work or at it!
10:31 pm
jenny said…
Well then Tootsie...I am consulting my crystal ball..it's clouding over but an image has come through...

I am guessing you work for Edinburgh City Council...Chesser House perhaps?...the words council tax have appeared...how strange!...I am also getting the initial "L"....

Am I getting warm or is the crystal ball buggered again?!
12:44 pm
Anonymous said…
CAN WE LET THIS REST PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS GETTING BLOODY BORING, WHO THE HELL CARES WHO THIS DESPERATE FEMALE IS, I FECKING WELL DON'T ROSS OBVIOUSLY DOSN'T, IN FACT ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE "TOOTSIE AND JENNY" ARE THE ITEM, YES
10:46 am
jenny said…
Ha Ha!! Another one from the gay fan club I presume!
11:31 am
jenny said…
In the intrests of honesty and fairness I feel this comment needs to be done. Apologies Tootsie if it pisses you off but needs must.

Ross has no intrest in finding out who you are or in meeting up with you. He guessed who you were some time ago and all the clues link in to make his guess seem like it was the right one. In any event he is currently contemplating a liason with someone else. It was mentioned to him that maybe he should just tell you he wasn't intrested but you know what men are like.

Anyway seems it ain't ever gonna happen. Sorry but I reckon you should be told so you can retain a bit of dignity and hopefully it will stop the gay fan club jumping on your back!

Enjoy your day of industrial action! Don't be a stranger.

Jen x
11:50 am
Anonymous said…
Hi Jenny,

I am sure Ross is more than able to speak for himself, doesn't need you to do it for him, just so we all know, this was a bit of fun on Tootsie part anyway. Subject closed.

Phyllis
8:13 am
jenny said…
Yep seems she ain't...
12:00 pm
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