Rumours of my demise...

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Have been greatly exagerated.

Sorry to all three of my readers but my laptop is fucked and I have not had access to the internet for a month or so (which has played havoc on my world) and will be back online soon. I hope.

So, until I get back online in the comfort of my home...

Mahalo all.

Comments

Graham said…
Thank feck for that yours is one of three blogs that I read all the time, but all had strangely ceased.
Thought the men in grey suits had come and took you away glad it's only a technical hitch,
11:19 pm
Shadows and Starlight said…
Hey Ross, I didn't figure you died... just figured you had better stuff going on or some kind of technology breakdown. Glad to see it's getting resolved though. Take care buddy.
11:36 pm
Wreckless Euroafrican said…
Methinks it's the little grey men form the bowling club that sabotaged your site....
And here I was, busy arranging a tri to your place to a) Save you, b) save your machine, c) kick some serious butt at the green.
Oh for feck sake, another wasted effort.
Salagatle!
WV - nessee - there's a monster in there somewhere!
9:29 am
Divemaster GranDad said…
Glad to hear it's only something as simple as a laptop or connectivity problem....get back online soon (says he who has only just posted his first posting in over a month too)... :-)
2:11 pm
Bruthafromanothamutha said…
You got way more than 3 readers - some of us just lurk in the background. Glad to see you are OK.
For my ID - check with DMD
7:34 pm
Bruthafromanothamutha said…
You have more than 3 readers.... some of us just lurk unnoticed in the background. Good to see you are OK. For my ID - ask DMD
10:37 pm
Wreckless Euroafrican said…
ahem, so whats your excuse now - for this prolonged silence?
Salagatle!
9:41 am
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