Never order a large of anything in Starbucks. I mistakenly asked for a large, flat, black and was presented with a mug of coffee large enough to bath a baby in. Not that you’d ever bath your baby in a scalding hot cup of coffee that is, you’re sensible enough to know better. Or I think you are. Who knows, there are some people out there who may take delight in doing so. The internet is awash with freaks, loons and maniacs and real life isn’t much different. The only difference between the insane in real life and the insane online is that the ones in real life are easier to spot. The drool on their shirt and the dried semen around their fly gives them away… Or so I’m told. I enjoy the company of people who have excitement as their co-driver in my life but even in my deepest, darkest days I have avoided the obviously stark raving insane. Through sheer self preservation if nothing else.
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The sun has been shining today and the winter blues are being banished with spring stimulated smiles as I go about my day. The women in the street have a distinctly Parisian look about them as they replace large unflattering fleeces with summery dresses and sunglasses. The men, well, having never been one for eyeing up the male of the species, I can’t say. Perhaps I should seek out a homosexual to give me opinions on this. Perhaps not… Where would I begin the search? Hanging around in gay bars is not my bag and the only other place I have been informed that gay men hang around is public toilets and the opinions of toilet traders is not what I’m looking for. I need a hip and cool metropolitan male to tap for information not an arsebandit who sucks strangers dicks in the cubicles for kicks.
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3 comments:
Ross buddy... you forgot one thing in the list of insane things man will do to show their love for a woman... Painting awesome paintings and then hacking his ear off and sending it to her...
Van Gogh was a strange duck, but a great painter...
:) Glad you are doing well.
This boy's doing it for himself.
Years of self abuse
Stuck in the dark mindless space
Known to some as - Utopia.
Feeding of his own existence
Losing all self control
Needing to be seen to suffer
Is that the driving thing?
Kicking the habits not easy
Support from all is good
This Scot's got the goodies
To kick it - to clean his act.
Not for the general population
Not for the woman of his dreams
Not even for his mother
This is just for him.
Stay well brother, we are all proud of you, those who know you, and those, like me, who only have the benefit of having read you. Hope this piece uptop gives you some idea of how we know how hard you have suffered, and how we appreciate your strength, mental and physical.
Salagatle!
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Mum & Dad are both proud of the way you are coping. Keep it up and we'll see you on Sunday at the Egg Rolling. LOL Dad
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