All wisdom can be found in anagrams.

Here's a little thing for you to do if you have a spare five minutes or indeed, need a distraction from the day to day grind.

Firstly, open another window and whisk yourself across the void of t'internet to here.

Done that? OK, good.

Now do you see the little box that looks like this -->

Type in there (without quotes, any of these... [ Or these... ] and replace the words YOUR NAME with your actual, written on your birth certificate, name.) the following words...

• "What is [YOUR NAME]"

Hit the get anagrams button, wait a second or two for the results.

Read.

Find the ones most appropriate or humourous and ponder.

My favorite one is as follows...

"What is Ross Douglas"

• A Dialogs Short Wuss.
  

There are times when this is very true.

Like now.