I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go...

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Please Leave the building by the nearest exit...



Mind the step...

Comments

twelve_squared said…
fantastic!

wanna see something that'll scare your hair white? so it's totally unrelated but... well... right up your alley if you have a few minutes for the videos...

http://gawker.com/345563/tom-cruise-uncut-the-freedom-medal-award-ceremony#c3740500

three different videos and none less scary than the last... freakin' Tom Cruise.

can I show him your nearest exit? can we make sure the paparazi are there to watch?

only, dont ask him to mind his first step, please... it'll be our secret.

where do you find this stuff, Ross? it's excellently funny...
1:49 am
Wreckless Euroafrican said…
It's an airline building - it's the emergency exit - and - the parachutes are under your seat......

Salagatle!
6:44 am
Ross Douglas said…
Ruth,
Believe it or not this is a building exactly opposite to A4E. Fortunatly it's not actually A4E as I wuould have told many of the knuckle draggers that it was the way out.
1:09 pm
twelve_squared said…
*lol* OMG...

there has to be a logical reason there's a door there... I just honestly cant conceive of one.

well found, Ross... thanks.
2:18 pm
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