After several months...

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Of sleeping late and watching TV until the wee small hours I've finally managed to land myself a new job. Yippee! (Can you detect the sarcasm?)

I start on Wednesday morning at nine.

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Anonymous said…
Nae bloggin about yer new employer now,I read somewhere that the new thing for employers to do is to check your "net rep"there was something about a Guy getting knocked back from a job because the spotted pictures of him guttered at a friends stag night and didn't think it was the way their company employee's should behave..Big Brother is here my man
11:15 pm
Wreckless Euroafrican said…
Hey, congrats!!! Glad 4 u!
Now, can you get your mind around posting more good bloggs, like u used 2? maybe this new job will give your creative juices the bump they need to get going.
Salagatle!
10:00 am
Anonymous said…
Congratulations Ross, that is great!!
2:28 pm
Divemaster GranDad said…
That's great news, Cuzz. Without giving too much away, where/what is the job about?

More importantly, will it provide enough moola to afford another trip to the Dark Continent?
2:43 pm
She's a big star said…
Congrats on the new job! Good luck.
11:40 pm
Anonymous said…
Woo hoo! Congratulations Ross!

L
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8:35 pm
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