For the attention of...

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The board of programmers at the BBC.

I have a question for you... Why in gods name was the Crufts dog show on for two hours today?
Who gives a fuck about crufts? No-one I know and that's for damn sure. I'm sure that there are people who do give a fuck about Crufts but I'm just as sure if they cared enough they'd go to the show themselves.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I take it you're not a doggy person then?.
11:23 pm
Wreckless Euroafrican said…
No shit Graham......

For what it's worth, I have no idea what you are on about, but if it's really just a dog show, well then, it's right up there with Survivor and the other mindless reality shows, isn't it? As for you, young Ross, your time would be better spent writing, for us, and for you. Toss the TV, or better still, have the glass cleaned and use it as a fish tank...

Salagatle!
1:59 pm
Ross Douglas said…
It's not that I have anything against dogs per se, it's just that I can't figure out why the BBC decided to dedicate two whole hours to it.
3:05 pm
Anonymous said…
Crufts is as interesting as all the bike racing on the bloody tv. Each to their own, when you were at school you were a much more tolerant boy. I'm with Wreckless, less tv and more writing boy.
9:57 am
Ross Douglas said…
Hello Whekie,
It's always good to see an old school compadre visit my blog.

So, gonna let me know what your name is?

Crufts is far less interesting than bike racing, I've yet to see a dog that's capable of running at 200mph...
10:06 am
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