What the Fuck?
There's something desperately wrong with the smoke detector I have in my house.
Last night I was running a bath when the smoke detector began squealing, like a pig having a large cactus inserted into its arsehole, because the steam from the bath drifted along the hallway. This morning I almost set fire to the frying pan, while making my breakfast, filling the kitchen and hallway with acrid smoke and what did the smoke detector do?
Not a goddamn thing.
Should I be killed in a house fire please sue the living fuck out of whatever confederacy of dunces made the smoke detector.
Last night I was running a bath when the smoke detector began squealing, like a pig having a large cactus inserted into its arsehole, because the steam from the bath drifted along the hallway. This morning I almost set fire to the frying pan, while making my breakfast, filling the kitchen and hallway with acrid smoke and what did the smoke detector do?
Not a goddamn thing.
Should I be killed in a house fire please sue the living fuck out of whatever confederacy of dunces made the smoke detector.
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