Who you can read all about by clicking here, Proudly announced on Saturday night that she was attempting celibacy.
Which has led me to wonder if I could go a whole week without playing a solo on the one string bass. So in order to see if I could go a week without wiping a planet of my stomach with a grey gym sock I'm going to stop tugging at my thomas on Sunday night.
How long I'll last? Fucked if I know. But it's gotta be worth a bash. Or not, as the case may be.
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Smearing your hands with copious amounts of Deep Heat on a continuous basis will ensure that you do not play the solo polo, for as long as you smear.....
Salagatle!
Tabasco sauce would have the same effect...allegedly. Unfortunately you would also run the risk of turning your todger bright orange...
On a totally differing point could it be that you have a slight crush on Lyndsay Broon? She does seem to be well in your thoughts if current mentions of her in posts are anything to go by. She seems to be influencing your posts very heavily just now. Just a thought. Care to enlighten us.
And so say all of us...............
Think Anon might have a point there Rossco about you and Lyndsay! Something you want to tell us???
She tells you to write your heartbreak songs, you don't want to cause that really ain't you but you do it anyway, you write a post on top fives after playing it with her, you post about the books she brought you in, and she tells you she's trying celibacy and you decide to do the same (fair enough we all know you haven't had actual proper intercourse since the pope was an altar boy but in your case wanking counts!). I'm wondering what would happen if she asked you to jump...would the reply be how high???!!! Lol!
I am with Jenny on this one...
To put paid to the "Ross and Lyndsay up a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g" rumours that are being bandied about by Ms Shaw andher anonymous cohorts...
Lyndsay is merely a friend who has kept me amused for the last few weeks and as I have been somewhat low on inspiration I have, to a certain degree, used her thoughts to give all you something to read on here.
So there.
Now back the fuck off.
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist looking on here when you finished last night!
I'll believe you (although thousands wouldn't!) but pray tell why so aggressive in your denial? Some might say you protest too much...not me obviously but some!
I didn't mean to sound so aggressive.
Sorry.
It's like being back at school! I'll watch out for you snapping my bra strap and pulling my pony tail. Honestly!
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