Fuck Menthol.
Menthol cigarettes are shit. It's official.
The only thing they have going for them is that they have a white filter and give you that whole Humphrey Bogart cool look when you light up. Which almost makes up for the fact that smoking them is akin to smoking a Polo mint.
There is another positive side to smoking Menthol cigarettes. No-one ever takes one when you offer them. If you offer the pack to most people they'll look at you like you just offered them shit on a stick.
And it's not like you can talk people into trying them. You'd have a better chance of getting people to try abortion on toast. "Honest, it's not that bad. It's sort of crunchy and slimy at the same time."
The only thing they have going for them is that they have a white filter and give you that whole Humphrey Bogart cool look when you light up. Which almost makes up for the fact that smoking them is akin to smoking a Polo mint.
There is another positive side to smoking Menthol cigarettes. No-one ever takes one when you offer them. If you offer the pack to most people they'll look at you like you just offered them shit on a stick.
And it's not like you can talk people into trying them. You'd have a better chance of getting people to try abortion on toast. "Honest, it's not that bad. It's sort of crunchy and slimy at the same time."
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