What is a guy to do...

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When faced with the thought of sitting beside a swimming pool drinking rum?

Get stuck right in like everyday is your last. 'Cos one day it will be so.

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This is the pool I'm to be sat next to. Damn it's tough being me. Yeah, Righty ho.

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Anonymous said…
Alright, I'll admit it, I'm totally envious! Spring is beautiful here in Norway, but that pool.... and the drinks you're talking about... well, spring in Norway will never be THAT nice!!!
L
8:59 pm
Ross Douglas said…
Thanks L.
I hope you can forgive me for not replying to your mail. I've been very busy sorting out this holiday of mines.
It's nice to see that you have recovered from your "death" well and are in fine spirits. I hope you'll look me up when you do eventually come over to the uk.

Stay happy.
12:12 am
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