Another day closer...

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To Africa.

20 days 'till I step on board the big birdie and fly off into the blue sky. It can't come quick enough. I need to get the fuck out of Edinburgh before I snap, buy a high powered rifle, climb the Scott Monument and begin picking people off at random.

It's not that I don't love Edinburgh, I do, It's that for the last 33 years this place is the only place I have known. I need a change of scenery. I need wide open spaces and glorious starlit nights. I need peace to think, to ponder, to wonder, to dream...

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DLAK said…
You need to follow the yellow brick road to the "Wheel". All your dreams can come true.
2:34 am
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