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2/11/2005

Diana Princess of Wales... Just a shagbag.

In the news today it has been announced that Prince Chuckie and Camilla Parker-RangeRover are to be married. A bittersweet pill for Diana's boys Hans and Villiam to swallow... Like eating puke on a plate with added sugar.

Finally Prince Chuckie gets to fulfill his life ambition of recreating scenes out of the godfather in Buck Palace. From now on he gets to wake up next to a horses head.

This episode fits my theory... Diana was merely a good looking Sloan-square-shagbag who happened to be from a sufficiently aristocratic family that they wouldn't kick up too much of a stink if a family member just happened to attain martyrdom for the Royal cause.

When, If ever, are the public in the UK going to realize that royalty is THE biggest waste of taxpayers money. Wake up and smell the shit that they're shoveling.

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