According to a rumour, VP Candidate Sarah Palin is to announce that she was responsible for the invention of the Apple Mac.
Sources known only to the writer of this blog have said that Sen. Palin is set to announce it in an attempt to contain the negative public opinion following the claim by Douglas Holtz-Eakin (McCain’s senior policy adviser) that John McCain invented the Blackberry.
In a phone call from my top source it was claimed that "Senator Palin has a whole file of irrefutable, stone wall, cut and dried evidence that Steve Wozniac stole the idea from Sarah Palin whilst she was on a holiday to California sometime late in 1979. I tell you man, this is gonna blow Obama and his friend Joe Biden out of the water. Things are going to be messy." before the call was cut short by the, unconfirmed as yet, forcible abduction of my source. Sounds of a struggle were clearly heard before the telephone went dead.
Stay tuned for more.
Sources known only to the writer of this blog have said that Sen. Palin is set to announce it in an attempt to contain the negative public opinion following the claim by Douglas Holtz-Eakin (McCain’s senior policy adviser) that John McCain invented the Blackberry.
In a phone call from my top source it was claimed that "Senator Palin has a whole file of irrefutable, stone wall, cut and dried evidence that Steve Wozniac stole the idea from Sarah Palin whilst she was on a holiday to California sometime late in 1979. I tell you man, this is gonna blow Obama and his friend Joe Biden out of the water. Things are going to be messy." before the call was cut short by the, unconfirmed as yet, forcible abduction of my source. Sounds of a struggle were clearly heard before the telephone went dead.
Stay tuned for more.
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