Resolutions...

So it's new year and around the world people are making resolutions to lose weight, exercise more, give up smoking or whatever bullshit they'll not stick to for more than a couple of weeks.

Personally my resolution is not to make any resolutions that I'll break quicker than Michael Jackson when he promised not to fuck children after that whole Geordy Chandler thing.

I'll not be giving up smoking, despite my mother pleading that I do, I'll stick to the diet plan that has kept me going for 36 years, and the only exercise I'll engage in is the "where's the remote control" hunt.