Oh happy day! There is a god.
Pant and Dick, those irritating little fuckwits from ITV's Saturday night take-away, are going to be affected by strike action that is being called for by the broadcasting unions Amicus and BECTU.
Coronation Street fans will be dismayed to find out that the wedding of droopy Deirdre and comatose Ken may also be disrupted. Personally I'm overjoyed at this news. Perhaps families all over the UK will take the time freed up by this event to talk to one and other.
But, I highly doubt it. Even if they were to talk to each other the probability is that they will talk about other Soap Opera's or some other program that they have watched together while scoffing down deep fried food and scratching their arses. Not to worry though, one day the time will come when the hearts of these human cattle will beat no more.
I know that may sound cruel and viscous of me to say that but believe me it would be a good thing. These are people who deserve a massive coronary. Or at least an aneurysm.
If only the strike was to effect the ITV News perhaps the cattle of the country would wake up to the fact that they spend the majority of their lives staring into the void of despair.
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