While I was at work today I spent a little time considering whether I should attempt making a pass at an Ex-Presidents wife...
Before you start thinking I was considering flying out to the United States to ask Hillary Clinton if she fancied a romp in the hay with me, allow me to set you straight. I think Hillary is sexy in her own unique way but I'd rather not lube her up and jump on board for a trip on the good ship Hillary. All things considered I think I'd much rather dig up Washington's merry widow Martha Dandridge Custis and fuck her up the mucky windpipe on an all channels International TV broadcast...
For the sake of the woman involved in my sordid little fantasy I will call her Alicia Webber...
This, of course, is not her real name. Her real name is Anna Anderson, but I'm not about to put that up on here so everyone can see it and know of my shameful lusting over a married woman. That would be plain stupid...
Alicia Webber* has an alluring quality to her that I find an immense turn on. Sure, she's old enough to be my mother but by God I'd give her a right good shag. No Viagra would be needed at all. No lubrication either I suspect, as the way Alicia* looks at me with lust in her eye lets me know for sure she's wetter than the Captain of the Titanic.
I wonder if she'd go down as quick? Or take as many seamen with her? Ho ho.
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