That power is an aphrodisiac but, come on now, is it really this powerful?
That's right folks, John Prescott, has admitted that he's been screwing his secretary.
Mr Prescott, known as "Two Jags" as he once made a speech telling the country to use less fuel and then used two gas guzzling Jaguars to travel less distance than the buffet table at the average Labour Party Conference and "Two Jabs" after he whipped out a straight left to the jaw of someone who threw eggs at him during a shake-hands-and-smile walkabout, has stated that he deeply regrets the affair.
Now, I'm no genius when it comes to many things but one thing I do know is... If you're a 67 year old lardy-bag who has more chins than a Chinese phone directory you don't ever regret having a 45 year old woman suck your dick and ride you like you were Desert Orchid.
But, hey, I could be wrong. Perhaps while Miss Tracy Temple was sucking on Mr Prescott's purple passion pole he was thinking to himself... "By 'eck I'm not enjoying this, I wonder where I can get me hands on a decent fry-up."
2 comments:
Shag Prescott, good grief, what a bummer. Can think of nothing worse....oops yes I can, screwing Tony Blair
Me wonders what Miss Tracy Temple (what sort of name is that anyway) was thinking. Possibly "Dear god sucking off this fat loser is making me puke but once I've secured the book deal and the cheque from the press I'll be able to afford more than two jags!"
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