The first ever ONC challenge took place at Carrick Knowe golf course here in Edinburgh. After two hours of spectacular golf Steff Croy took first place narrowly defeating Oswald Western.
Here are some pictures of the game in progress.
Before the game.
At the first.
Oswaldo putts for par while Steff lines up his shot.
Oswaldo grips it and rips it as Big Bertha comes out to play.
Oswald pitches onto the final hole.
The players shaking hands after a well played game of golf.
After the match Oswaldo spoke with the press and said, "Steff played really well and deserved to win. It's great to see talent like his and playing against him was a pleasure."
When asked if he planned on challenging for the title again next year Oswaldo replied, "I think I'll need to put in a little work with Bertha, just to tame the bitch." when our reporter on the scene asked which he would rather have, a tame mare or a wild stallion Oswaldo laughed and replied, "When you hear it that way..."
Steff Croy spoke very highly of his opponent and graciously accepted the winners prize of a can of Tennants lager. "I'd like to thank not only Oswaldo, for a great game, but also Edinburgh Council for the wonderful job done on the course, removing the dog shit must have been a challenge in itself."
Rumors circulated by the press that the players were spotted leaving the Cavendish Club wrapped around two busty starlets were this morning rebutted by both parties. A police investigation is still undergoing into the Columbian drug-money-laundering scheme Oswaldo denied being a part of last month.
Steff Croy is now being detained at Guantanamo bay after allegedly using the words "Fuck George Bush, I want to kill that swine." in a phone call between his manager and him. Mr Croy states that the remark was innocuous enough and was said in anger at not being able to play at Gleneagles tomorrow.
Pictures courtesy of the ONC Challenge federation.
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