Banned?

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Ah well, it would appear that comments I made in this post got the goat of someone within the power structure of the club.

And how do I know this? Well, two days ago I received a letter from the club informing me that I am no longer welcome. Boo Hoo, my heart is broken... Is it fuck... I give less than a shit.

To end this post I'm going to make a small prediction by quoting Robert Plant.

Your time is gonna come...

Comments

Wreckless Euroafrican said…
you've been banned from "The Club"??? oh, no, horror of horrors... what to do??? Oh, maybe you should consider running through the purple fog.... or, even better, spike the airconditioner with smouldering grass, and then once they're stoned, call the cops....

Salagatle!
7:26 am
Divemaster GranDad said…
I wonder if the management committee of said club knows that Petty Bastard is using company resources and time to browse the web? In many organisations, that in itself is a firing offense...
1:54 pm
jenny said…
Jenny says "Mmmmmm"
2:26 pm
Anonymous said…
Hahaha, you must be gutted. You'll miss The Drifters tribute act - the first black men to be invited accross the threshold. "Mind you, they're good at entertaining, the blacks eh? Singin and dancin and that. Just dinnae want too many of them in oor country". (That is a direct quote, btw. From a female.) Cunts! xx
5:33 pm
Divemaster GranDad said…
Well now...the link on "Moany Auld Bastard"'s name took one to the not-to-be-mentioned-again-former-
place-of-employment-for-two-of-my-
fine-friends...anyone know how to send spam mailbombs?

Methinks their visitors book might get a few unwanted hits...
7:59 am
Wreckless Euroafrican said…
Ross, you send Steve a mail with the name and address of the offending institution, and I will arrange for some "friends" currently in the Uk to pay them a visit. if they still have a liquor license, and any useable seats available afterwards i will be surprised...


Salagatle!
8:42 am
Ross Douglas said…
Such a shame really. I thought higher of the members of the club.

As a side note, exactly what did I do to you personaly to incite such vehement rage? In the course of working at the club I always strove to give the best service to ALL members equally.

In other words, EXACTLY as I would expect a representative of the club to behave. And therein lieth the problemo amigo, the people who are supposed to represent the club do not do so. Subsequently it is left to members of the staff to strugle onwards whilst beating their collective heads against a brick wall.

Please feel free to leave your name next time. If only so I can call round and we can settle this grievence you have against me. If however, you don't, have a nice day.
3:27 am
jenny said…
Oh Anonymous...what are we going to do with you? Well there can be no respecting you...how can you respect someone who is so afraid of repercussions that he can't even leave his name?

Mind you we don't need you to leave your name. We know you went from my blog to this one...you like my blog..must do...you've been looking at it lots lately.

Are you panicking a bit now that we know who you are? Well don't, it'd be cruel to name you on here. Imagine if the members found out? Especially with you proclaiming yourself the spokesman for them all? So we'll save you from that for now Mr Popular. Your secret is safe with me.

You might want to think twice though before opening your gob in future.Things sometimes have a nasty habit of coming back to haunt you...

Oh and stay off the drink as well. Methinks you spend too much time at that bar...it might stop you making a fool of yourself in future.
lololololololololololololololol!!!;)
6:25 pm
Anonymous said…
Dearest Anon,
Jenny leads a sad existence? Ross is a 'mongo'? Ehhh...you are a member of a BOWLING CLUB. Would you like to borrow a mirror?
2:33 pm
Ross Douglas said…
Dum de dum,
Ain't this fun?

Anyone know an IT professional? I have a feeling that my lawyer may like to speak to one sometime in the future.
4:07 pm
Anonymous said…
Oh jenny what can I say! your full of complements lolol.

Oh and woss the toss I`am an IT expert look no further lololol TWAT.

Jenny don`t get angry you`ll spoil your good looks lololololololololol
5:43 pm
Anonymous said…
Retard and mongo. possibly the first 2 words anonymous thinks of when he looks in said mirror.

he is a psychologists dream. what has made him so bitter? does his daddy love someone else more than him? has his other half sought sex elsewhere due to his inadequacies? is he ignored in daily life as unimportant? is the reason for his anonymity due to the fact that he is afraid? or is it due to the fact he knows he's a joke figure and no-one would care what he said?

i guess we'll never know. so rossco, sit back and smile. the likelihood is that you and jen will be pocketing this guys fee's in compensation. say thank you to the dumb ass for that.
5:50 pm
jenny said…
Hey Anonymous, sorry for not responding to your last comment sooner. I am not angry with you at all. I like that write on here, I'm enjoying your wee comments. My replies are just me entering into the spirit of things!

Though I do worry about your grasp of grammar and spelling. If we're going to continue this I really feel you need to make more effort...

dinnea is not a word. If you must use slang spell it correctly toots.

I'am is also incorrect. It should either be I am or I'm.

Amuseing is actually spelt Amusing.

Existance is actually spelt Existence.

Complements is actually spelt Compliments.

And why put u**y f***? Why bother with the stars? It's inconsistent given you've already used fuck in it's full form.

And you need to use a bit more punctuation. Comma's will help for a start.

Now don't go getting all narked and retaliating with childish insults because I've corrected you. It's not meant as a dig at you. After all these are just silly schoolboy errors. Then again you're not a schoolboy are you so there's no excuse. Lol!

Oh and I meant to tell you it's no longer SACKSACKSACKSACKSACK. It's REINSTATEDREINSTATEDREINSTATED. I'm sure you knew that though. Everyone does. Just another schoolboy error perhaps?
2:04 pm
Anonymous said…
Oh jenny jenny jenny many thanks for your english lesson lol for someone so clever you where forever making a cunt of the bar takings.

As for being reinstated don`t talk shite jenny one of the reasons they got rid of you (thank fuck)was that you were fucken hopeless lolololol.

Jenny do you like my new ip address?

I wonder which one i will use next hahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaah.

yours truely

annony moose xxxxxxxxx

p.s tell woss the toss if he needs an it expert then come and see me.
8:35 pm
jenny said…
Anonymous, I bow down to your superior knowledge (although not your english). You truly do have all the answers...
10:17 pm
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