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3/20/2005

Horas non numero nisi serenas.

And Rightly so. Righty ho. On with the wisdom...

There has always been something in my mind that told me I'm different. I think it's called Psychosis.

A Fool and his money are easily parted. Unless he's Scottish. In which case you'd be better off trying to teach a brick to jump when you call it's name.

A one legged man will never kick you.

You will never experience a drug as powerfully as the first time you tried it. But you can try.

You can lead a horse to water but you'll never get it to do calculus.

If you cannot see the woods for the trees; Cut a tree down, make a plank of 4x2 and have someone hit you in the head with it until your brain spills out.

Schrodinger's hamster never got the fame it deserved.

DIY trepanning should not be performed with a Bosch hammer drill when you've been drinking.

Violence solves nothing. But it does settle arguements in less time than a lengthy discussion.

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