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11/09/2006

You're still reading this blog I see...

I hope you're enjoying it you petty bastard.

Contrary to what you may believe I have not sank into the depths of despair after YOU initiated my dismissal from that shithole you have the cheek to call a social club.

As I'm no longer an employee of YOUR club I'm pretty sure I can lay my opinion on it on the line and let loose my exact feelings about it. So hold on tight motherfucker, the beast within is about to come out to play...

The problem in the club is not with the staff members, it's the committee that keeps the club running as though the 19th century never happened. If the club was any more backwards in its thinking there would be no women allowed, no one would be admitted entrance without wearing a tie and there would be no membership granted to anyone unless they had first joined the Funny Handshake Club first.

The problem in the committee is that there are too many spineless fucktards who allow you and your clique run the place for your own personal gain. In all the time I knew you I suspected that you have always felt that you were destined for great things, but after life dealt you the hand you try to play you discovered that you are never going to leave your mark on the world.

This caused you many sleepless nights. Until one day you awoke and realized that you could make your mark within the club. "I will be respected." You thought to yourself, didn't you? And what happened? That's right, it backfired and you slowly became a figure of ridicule, a person who is laughed at... In short, just another prick.

With your little badge of power you stroll around the club thinking that everyone who lays eyes on you thinks "There goes the man who makes the rough road smooth." when in actuality they are thinking "What a fucking wanker that bastard is."

So, fuckface, I hope you enjoy your station in life. Which, in case you haven't realized yet, is just above that of a slug... Leaving a trail of slime wherever you slide.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't think you were very fair to the Slug, the Committee at the ??? is way, way down the evolutionary scale. I am a member at this club and don't worry the day is coming. At the AGM we need every honest decent person there to show the Idiot who is boss. More Power to you Ross, you'll do far better out of it

Anonymous said...

The man to whom you refer deserves nothing but contempt. He is a first class wanker.I prefer not to think of him as a slug but as Forrest Gump's stupider brother
"stupid is as stupid does!" He gives it the big I am but as you so rightly point out in reality he is a fucking joke figure.ridiculed and laughed at by even those who sit with him.

Course you were too light on ??? club as a whole.why just stop at the halfwit? Why not go the whole hog and mention neo-nazi who aids and abets him in making his stupid decisions.you know the one.looks like Hitler but has the morals of an ally cat. Or the fat controller who couldn't run the length of himself never mind a business.

Oh yes there's a whole can of worms that could be opened and may well be at the AGM. The members are taking notes. They're not blind.

jenny said...

All I can say is Mmmmmm.

Divemaster GranDad said...

{Cue corny soap opera music in background}...

"Will Petty Bastard come back for another dose of ridicule?
Will Neo-nazi get named as Petty Bastard's co-fuckwit?
Will salt-fearing slugs revolt at being compared to Petty Bastard?
Will Jenny say more than "Mmmmmmm"?

These are the Days of our Lives. Join us next week, or tomorrow maybe, for another gripping episode."

jenny said...

Jenny is still involved in legal proceedings with this establishment and therefore legally advised to say nothing more than Mmmmmmmm at this point so it's unlikely she'll by saying anything else!...anyway Jenny's views on this issue are probably known to those who need to know! ;)