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4/17/2005

I have, For a while,

Toyed with the idea of making a porn video for the net.

Ewww. You may think, and you'd be perfectly normal to have this thought. Me, naked, is not a nice image to have in your head. You may get the urge to try to remove the mental image with a household drill but please resist this urge and the memory will fade. Given time, and a half decent psychiatrist...

I've expressed this urge to quite a few women in the last couple of months and strangely enough none have been all too keen on the idea. Perhaps I'm setting my standards too high. Fuck knows how. I can't lower them anymore than they already are. I'd be propositioning chicks in a nursing home.

Maybe I should join an adult meeting site along the lines of fuckbuddy and try looking for a bored housewife. A kinky older business woman would also be welcomed. A large breasted brunette in a nurse uniform would be even more welcomed. Anything, as long as it is human and not attached to an oxygen bottle and doesn't dribble and drool excessively.

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