Bye bye Billie.

I'm sure I'm not alone in being upset that Billie Piper has decided to call it a day as the Dr's assistant in Dr Who.

When I first heard that the new assistant was to be Billie Piper I had reservations about her managing to pull it off without me thinking; "That's the bint that married that carrot topped fucker Chris Evans." But after a couple of episodes I warmed to her and began to appreciate her talents.

And what talents they are. Billie Pipers ass has, on more than one occasion, been fuel for my sordid wank fantasies. (That's a compliment the way I see it...)

So, bye bye Billie, your arse will be sorely missed.