Is there such a thing?
Before you all simultaneously hit the home button on your browser and run away from your PC as if you had accidentally downloaded a movie clip of your parents in a full-on BDSM orgy, don't worry. I'm not about to introduce you to the world of the Necrophile.
(I may be a fan of porn in most of its forms but I'm pretty sure that even in one of my lust enraged moments I couldn't blow a load while watching some cum-slut play hide the salami with a corpse. However, should I, at any point become so degenerated that I give it a try I'll let you know the results.)
So, Anyhoo... I was wondering, during a particularly quiet moment, if there are many niche sites dedicated, or should I say Deadicated, to people who would like to jack off to pictures and/or movies of people getting hot and heavy while they are attending a funeral.
(I'm not so curious that I'm about to search for Funeral Porn on google but if you feel like it please use the link I've kindly provided.)
9 comments:
First question that comes to mind is "how does Lena know this?"...
I can also say that some of the best sex I ever had was just after a funeral, in my car but away from the cemetry. The (now ex-) girlfriend said it turned her on that I showed the emotion that I had (it was the funeral for a woman who worked with us, who was sort of a second mom to us all). So, in short, death can be an aphrodisiac to some.
And yes, Max, I did get rid of her...but for other reasons :-)
I'm worried about you lena.
I'm also too scared to check out that link.
I resent the accusation that I whack off thinking about you.
At least I don't have filthy dreams and post them on the net.
I am just gobsmacked, I thought my Ross was a nice boy, just goes to show you...............
Momma
p.s. me again, Who Is Lena?????
Momma,
Lena is Godess of Bitch. She's one of my more persistant stalkers.
Hello you all, I am delighted to meet you Lena, heard lots about you. We are in States next year for 3 weeks travelling, want to meet me and his Dad?
I am so looking forward to meeting you, lots of things planned?????
You better have room in the plan for little old me lady!!
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