Almost there...

I've very nearly dredged my way through all seven series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

If it wasn't for the fact that I have to go to work I would have finished them earlier. Aint work a drag? All that getting out of bed at 2pm, showering, shaving and getting dressed eats away at my precious time. Time that could be spent doing the more important things in life, like watching Buffy and wondering if it's immoral to lust after a fictional character.

But lets not get into that right now. My sordid fantasies involving Buffy, a double ended dildo and enough Viagra tablets to make an elephants trunk harder than a giant sequoia branch, should be kept to a minimum to prevent you all from having nightmares.