"Wino Wear."
Clothing for the more discerning drunkard.
Clothing for the more discerning drunkard.
Are you tired of looking like just another down and out?
Do you crave looks of jealousy from your neighbors in cardboard city?
Then Wino Wear is for you!
Do you crave looks of jealousy from your neighbors in cardboard city?
Then Wino Wear is for you!
Brought to you in association with Addict Apparel; Wino Wear is the brand that all the top hobos are wearing. Just look on the cover of Better Boxes magazine, all the top fashionistas of the homeless world are wearing Wino Wear this year.
Pre-soaked in Eau De Carlsberg Special Brew and the finest imported Llama urine, to give a genuine lived-in feel, Wino Wear empowers the wearer to such a degree that panhandling profits can raise by as much as 15%.*
When Addict Apparel asked people why they felt so inclined to give up their hard earned cash to hobos wearing Wino Wear the majority of them responded by saying it was the "Horrible odour" that drove them to it. Proving, conclusively, that Wino Wear has the best fragrance for the redistribution of wealth that hobos all over the world are working towards.
So if you are one of the millions of homeless drunkards that live on the fringes of society then take the smart choice and choose Wino Wear for all your clothing needs.
Wino Wear stockists are located in New York, London, Rio De Janeiro and Paris.
Pre-soaked in Eau De Carlsberg Special Brew and the finest imported Llama urine, to give a genuine lived-in feel, Wino Wear empowers the wearer to such a degree that panhandling profits can raise by as much as 15%.*
When Addict Apparel asked people why they felt so inclined to give up their hard earned cash to hobos wearing Wino Wear the majority of them responded by saying it was the "Horrible odour" that drove them to it. Proving, conclusively, that Wino Wear has the best fragrance for the redistribution of wealth that hobos all over the world are working towards.
So if you are one of the millions of homeless drunkards that live on the fringes of society then take the smart choice and choose Wino Wear for all your clothing needs.
Wino Wear stockists are located in New York, London, Rio De Janeiro and Paris.
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