Can't Come Soon Enough.

My African trip is now less than a fortnight away.

Those two weeks will, no doubt, drag. Slowly.

In order to make time go quicker I have decided to spend the next two weeks having fun. That always makes time speed up. It's a universal standard. As Albert Einstein once said "Time is relative to the amount of fun you are having." Though, to be fair, he did say it in a drunken haze in a bar in Zurich so it may not be as easily sourced as one of his more publicized quotes.