Addictions.

Hello, My name is Ross and I'm an addict.

What's your name? What's your addiction? I know you have one. We all do. It's one of the universal truths. Some people are addicted to Coffee, some are addicted to harder drugs. Some are addicted to Safety and some are addicted to Danger. But addicted we all are.

Amongst my addictions in life I've used and abused...

• Alcohol. Absinthe to Zombie & all stops in between.
• Cannabis.
• LSD.
• Magic Mushrooms.
• Salvia Divinorum.
• Speed.
• Extacy.
• Amyl Nitrate.
• Nitrous Oxide.
• Fast Cars.
• Motorcycles.
• Adrenaline.

Which is not really that bad if you ask me. I'm a part timer when it comes to true abuse these days. Unless you count masturbation as an addiction. If you do, I'm really in need of rehabilitation. Care to give a fellow human a helping hand? Any large breasted and long haired beauties can just send an E-mail to my usual address. Moroccan sailors need not apply.

I think it's about time I got addicted to sex. Mainly because I'm not getting any younger but also because my knees are apt to popping out once in a while due to a motorcycle crash and if I leave it much longer I may not be able to jump from the wardrobe as well as a slightly younger man.

Besides, if I was to get an addiction to sex I could add Viagra to that list.