On a par with geniuses.

I always thought I was on a the same level as the great thinkers in our society. Turns out I was right.

I read to my amazement that Hunter S Thompson, whose parting shot at society was a shot to the head last week, wants his ashes to be fired from a cannon. This was my idea! But not quite. I don't want my ashes fired from a cannon. I want my corpse shot out of one.

If I'm going out, Imma go out in style boy.

It'd be even better if I was allowed to have my corpse shot across the Firth of Forth while wearing a Superman costume. That's gotta look good.