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3/12/2007

As mad as a bag of monkeys...

That's what Amanda McLean is.

I don't know if you heard about this one... A woman in Glasgow is convinced that the child that is growing inside her is some kind of miracle after she looked at an ultrasound of her unborn sprog and saw the face of Jesus.

What I'd like to know is why is it whenever a strange image is captured seemingly bearing a resemblance to a human face it's always assumed to be that of Jesus? Perhaps it's not, perhaps it's the face of Ra, Ra, Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen. There was a cat that really was gone.

Should it turn out that The Mad Monk Rasputin has decided to return to this world to wreak havoc and carnage in Russia again I'd like to be the first to welcome him back. It's been awfully dull without him to liven things up...

I'd also like to know if this phenomenom takes place in other cultures. For example if someone in the far east was to go for an ultrasound and there appeared to be an image of a podgy face do they think it's a picture of Buddha? I doubt it, that lot are more enlightened...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some idiot in a town about an hour down south from Perth proclaimed to have a 'crying' Mary statue.

People came from all over Australia to see it.

Turns out after scientific testing that in fact this statue had been left in the garage too long and moisture had built up leaking from the only available opening which happened to be a small hole in the pupil.

Can I get an Amen SISTER!

Anonymous said...

p.s. That fruitbat with the ultrasound would take some beating though! She's either had too much lsd or not enough.. I can't decide which.

Should we start taking bets on the kids name?