♪♫♪ The wonderful thing about Tiggers... ♪♫♪

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♪♫♪ Is Tiggers a wonderful thing,
Their tops are made of rubber,
Their bottoms are made of springs,
Their bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
Fun fun fun fun,
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is...
That they don't carry a gun. ♪♫♪

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Oh how I laughed when I read that Tigger bitchslapped a kid at Disney MGM Studios on Friday.

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Anonymous said…
I saw the so called "Bitch Slap" on the news...it was hilarious...but the kid looked about 14 or 15 & developed a very blackeye...There`s supposedly a Law suit in the making..Imagine that...an American looking for an excuse to sue some one..I can`t say how I feel about you cuz you ask me not to..so I`ll just say have a nice day & I`m thinking of you..Tee
12:16 am
Anonymous said…
I saw that bitch slap too, if you could call it that. It was barely a scrape of the hand (sorry, paw) against the kids face!! Tigger should have given it more bounce and punched the kid in the face. That would have been much more newsworthy and a hell of a lot more interesting.

Disneyland. That's my idea of hell.
7:56 pm
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