Lord, why do they do this?
Lord, can you please send someone to tell them it's merely Bono's attempt have his dick sucked by the collective...
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Oh shit, That'd be me then eh Lord?
Damnit. Why do I always get the job of poking the hole in the dyke? (That's a rhetorical question Lord, don't even think about making a lesbian joke out of it. At this moment in history it wouldn't go down too well...)
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Does it really seem like such a great idea this (RED) thing? You buy a product and a small part of the money you pay goes to fight AIDS in Africa. On the one hand it's a good idea to have money go to fight AIDS but on the other hand is it really necessary to buy a (RED) product to do so?
Lets take a look at one of the (RED) products...
Click here.
So you buy the (RED) phone and Motorola makes a £10 donation to the (RED) cause. All is well and good you think. But, not really. Wouldn't you be better off giving the cost of the phone itself to a charity that fights AIDS? I think you would.
Surely a donation to an AIDS charity would be a better thing in the long run? Of course it would. Far more lives could be saved by your £60 donation (the cost of the (RED) phone itself) than the £10 donation made by Motorola because you bought one of their products.
If Bono really wants to fight AIDS in Africa then why doesn't he turn over the royalties of one of his albums to the cause? I'll tell you why, because then he wouldn't be able to have his dick sucked by the collective.
Fuck Bono, fuck (RED) and if you think it's a good idea, fuck you too. Keep taking the little blue pill and thinking that you are making a difference. But allow me to let you in on a little secret...
You ain't.
You are merely funding Bono's personal crusade and are filling the pockets of HUGE global companies who are using the (RED) cause to sell you shit you don't really need in the first place.
Have a nice day.
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