They will never build monuments...

To commemorate fuckwits.

And that's probably just as well. Can you imagine the cost involved? Your council tax would, no doubt about it, shoot up quicker than a junkie who just got a lay-on until giro day.

We'd run out of public space in less than a week. Memorials for half-witted council workers would take up more room than three aircraft carriers that had been stripped down to their individual parts and beaten flat. Shitheel government departments, the kind that spend money on unnecessary and costly projects, would generate enough sculptures to make the National Galleries wonder where they're going to get the money from to annex a small country to store them all in. Rulecrazy ruffians in positions of power would provide enough effigies to cover the Isle of Skye to a depth of about forty feet and owners of marble quarries would become the richest men in the world overnight.

So thank The Grand Whazoo that we haven't built monuments for morons, effigies to inefficiency, statues to shitheads, busts for bastards or sculpt alabaster to arseholes.

Yet...