More top 5's.

It's become something of a tradition for Lyndsay "With an I" Broon and I to list top fives while we while work. So in order to continue this tradition here are the top five lists we did tonight.

Top 5 songs you wish you had written. (One of which must be an instrumental.)

Mine were as follows.

1. Thank You - Led Zeppelin.
2. Bullet in the Head. Rage Against the Machine.
3. Heart of Gold. Neil Young.
4. Grace. Jeff Buckley.
5. Bonzo's Montraux. John Bonham.
   

And Lyndsays were...

1. I'll never grow old. The Charnels.
2. Song 2. Blur.
3. Another Star. Stevie Wonder.
4. The Pink Room. Angelo Badalamenti.
5. U Can't touch this. MC Hammer.

Top 5 songs to do a striptease to.

Mine...

1. I was a Paint-stripper on the YTS. (Comedy version of Man to Man meets Man Parrish.)
2. Shamalamadingdong. Otis Redding.
3. Golden Vagina. (Lyndsay's version of Govinda by Kula Shaker.)
4. Tush. ZZ Top.
5. Wild Thing. Tone Loc.

Lyndsays...

1. The Pink Room. Angelo Badalamenti.
2. Justify My Love. Madonna.
3. Cream. Prince.
4. Giving him something he can feel. Aretha Franklin.
5. Pussy Poppin. Ludacris.

Bands/singers you wish you had seen live.

Mine.

1. Jeff Buckley.
2. Jefferson Airplane.
3. Nick Drake.
4. Stone Roses.
5. The Doors.

Lyndsays.

1. Frank Sinatra.
2. The Beatles.
3. Biggie Small.
4. Bob Marley.
5. Marvin Gaye.

Top 5 places in time to visit.

Mine.

1. 60's California.
2. 40's Chicago.
3. 3006.
4. AD 0 - AD 35.
5. 70's Texas.

Lyndsays.

1. 70's New York.
2. 60's london.
3. 40's Chicago.
4. Jurassic Age.
5. 50's America.

Film characters you wish you were.

Mine.

1. Marty McFly. (Back to the Future.)
   
2. Brian. (Life of Brian.)
3. Rupert Pupkin. (King of Comedy.)
4. Bill Hicks. (Revelations.)
5. The Lenny Bruce Story.

Lyndsays.

1. Pam Grier. (Foxxy Brown.)
2. Olivia Newton John. (Xanadu.)
3. Patricia Arquette. (True Romance.)
4. Uma Thurman. (Kill Bill.)
5. Cleopatra. (Cleopatra.)

Cartoon characters you would fuck.

Mine.

1. Betty Boop.
2. Betty Rubble & Wilma Flintstone.
3. The rabbit from the Cadburys Caramel ad.
4. Judy & Jane Jetson.
5. Snow White.

Lyndsays.

1. Wolverine.
2. Panthero.
3. Pepe Le Pew.
4. Bart Simpson.
5. Dick Dastardly.

Things that turn you on.

Mine.

1. A girl that likes to suck her own tits.
2. A girl who likes anal.
3. Older women.
4. Shaven Havens.
5. Bisexual women.

Lyndsays.

1. Having her feet sucked.
2. Rough Sex.
3. Talking Dirty.
4. Mirror sex.
5. Retro heavy petting.

And now I'm off to bed. Stay happy.