I woke up this morning to find one of those little slips that postmen put through your door if you have been sent a parcel.
"Cool." I thought, "Someone has sent me a parcel. I wonder what it could be." It crossed my mind that maybe it was the kilo of Columbian Cocaine I ordered from www.sendmesomeskag.com so I bent over and picked it up.
It turned out to be that the postman had posted next doors mail through my door. How fucked up is that? Fair enough my door doesn't have a nameplate on it but it does have a large number 6 above it and next door has a large number 5 above it.
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