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7/19/2006

Wayne Rooney is a big poof.

It's official folks. Wayne "Spudface" Rooney is a big girls blouse.

The English football star Wayne Rooney has stated in his autobiography that he can't get to sleep without a nightlight and a vacuum cleaner running.
"I still not only like to have the TV and light on to help me sleep - but also a vacuum cleaner. Failing that a fan or a hairdryer will do. I've ruined so many hairdryers by letting them burn out. Coleen hates it."
Rumors that Rooney sleeps in Superman pyjamas and sucks his thumb are yet to be confirmed. As are rumors that he once asked David Beckhams wife Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham to show him her "Flower" if he showed her his "Pee pee."

1 comment:

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

"I still not only like to have the TV and light on to help me sleep - but also a vacuum cleaner. *** What he means is he wants to watch his slag blowing him while he dozes off ***
Failing that a fan ***(crazy supporter)*** or a hairdryer ***( wanna be hairdresser, who has started out doing the drying job at the local)***
Rumors that Rooney sleeps in Superman pyjamas ***( it's not a rumour)***
and sucks his thumb ***(only when coleen isn't sucking his pee pee)***

Salagatle!