What the fuck is going on? I demand to know! What's the gig with all this sunshine? This isn't right. Edinburgh isn't supposed to be basking in sunshine like a Mediterranean country, it's supposed to be soaking wet and grey.
The locals are freaking out due to the heat baking their brains. I keep expecting to see the evening news covering stories on the impending ice cream and booze shortage.
Only this morning I looked out of my window to see a seagull fall to the ground with it's wings aflame like Icarus after his attempt to escape from the labyrinth. It's not right. Seagulls may be the shitehawks of the skies but surely it's not right that they are combusting due to the heat and are plummeting out of the skies screeching and squawking in the last moments of their flaming death plunge.
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And you get to watch nature's version of WWII, with falling buring planes and all, and you complain. Some people......
Salagatle!
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