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6/26/2006

Who you calling a wanker?

'Cos it can't be me you're talking about.

I've just finished my last wank (Click here for more synonyms for masturbating.) as I'm attempting to go a whole week without pulling on my purple passion pole.

How long this will last is an unknown. I'm guessing I'll crumble in about two hours time...

4 comments:

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

You really need to get a girlfriend, or at best, go get laid.
If need be, I will send you a couple of British Pounds towards the effort.
I am sure some of the other commentators here will do the same.

Salagatle!

Unknown said...

"a couple of British pounds"

Only a couple? to get laid? This isn't the 1800's max.

jenny said...

Come on Ross....I think a couple of pounds ought to be enough to get you laid. If she charges you by the minute!

After all nothing but wanking for what is it now?...6 years?...the mere sniff of female genitalia will have you regressing back to pubescent school boy status in no time!

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

Go figure... a guy don't get laid for 6 years, and now he wants to be fussy. A couple of pounds will get you laid, just keep looking....

Salagatle!