I'm on holiday next week.
What am I to do? I did consider grabbing my tent and disappearing into the Scottish scenery for a few days of solitude and separation. But I may, however, spend the week lying in my bed wanking like a monkey.
One thing is for sure, I'll not be popping into my work for any reason. I don't care if the rum is cheap and the stagger homewards is relatively short, I'm not going down that road.
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Maybe you should be scouring the streets for some female company. This monkey business of yours is starting to become a worrying regularity.
Go to:-
http://www.russianladies.com/indexppc.cfm?eckpage=K20863&track=fromgoogle
Have a look see. I hear they are damn fine, committed, hard working, good lovers, and can't speak a word of ingrish, so they can't backchat. And if you get a short one she can double up as a coffee table / beer can stand. And if she's got big boobs to boot, well then she can even hold your nuts!!!
Salagatle!
Or you could always get out a bit and go and see Angie in Dublin...sure she'd be glad to see you...?
Incidentally, my mum arrives in Dublin next Friday and will also be spending some time in Edinburgh, so I'm sure she'd like to say hello as well...
Ah come on now mate,Nothing better going into work when your on holiday, sit with a paper drink endless booze ,make a real tit of yourself and just be a damn right pain to your workmates.
You know they would do the same to you!!!!!
Doug's
"Meanderings", Aunty P? Don't you mean "Philanderings"? I just hope he doesn't meander while he's spanking the monkey...he might get arrested..
LOL...
PS...mum's here with us for a couple of days before flying out to the UK, says she can't wait to see everybody again...
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