Comedy Skit.

[Authors note: This skit is an attempt at a skit for the TV show Dead Ringers.]

(The scene opens in the Oval Office of the White House. George W Bush is sitting behind his desk. He begins to address the nation.)

Bush: Fellow Armenians, the time has come for strong leadership in our war on globule terroristicality. In a recent survey conductified by me and my daddy we discovered a state who sponsorificates terrorists.

(Cut to: A large map. It has Venezuela written across it in bold type.)

Bush: This is... (He begins to read the name of the country by running his finger along the letters as he reads.) ...Vee-nez-oo-ella. (He looks off camera.) Did you see that daddy? I read it proper.

(He turns back to camera.)

Bush: After speakifying to my daddy (He looks off camera again and waves.) I have come to the conclusification that we the United Steaks of Armenia must take steps to bring this rogue state to justice. After conferifying further with my faithful dog Barney I have decidified that countries and states that do not join us are our enemies and we must take positive action.

(He looks off camera again.)

Bush: Am I doin' good Daddy? (He gives a thumbs-up sign and turns back to camera.)

Bush: In order to fight the war on terroristical activications I have ordered the army to begin Operation Barney.

(He lifts a Fisher-Price telephone and pushes the center of it. The phone makes a squeaking noise.)

Bush: (Speaking into the phone.) Send in the secret weapon.

(Former President Bush's voice is heard off screen.)

Former President Bush: That's the wrong phone you god-damned dummy. (His voice fades.) I knew I should'a had Jeb put into office. (FX: Off screen. Door slaming .)

(Bush realises his error and picks up another telephone.)

Bush: Send in the secret weapon.

(Cut to a door. The door opens. fog rolls out of it.)

(A Dalek rolls out of the fog.)

(Cut back to Bush.)

Bush: This is the latest weapon our technicians have came up with.

(Cut back to the Dalek surrounded by fog. The camera pulls back to reveal that it is only twelve inches high. There is a white coated technician standing next to it.)

(Cut back to bush.)

Bush: Show our fellow Armenians what it can do.

(Cut to the technician. He produces a remote control and begins to press buttons. The Dalek moves around crazily.)

(Cut back to Bush.)

Bush: Ain't it great? (Laughs.)