I called in sick to work today.
I woke up this morning at about 4am and had to run for the loo. I only just made it before my stomach purged itself of whatever it was that it wanted rid of.
Since then I've puked my guts up three time and have decorated the walls of the toilet pan with copious amounts of very squishy shit. Not a pleasant image I know but I thought I'd share it anyhoo.
Because of this I've been in my bed all day.
4 comments:
You OK - need anything?
I could find a use for a cork.
now you know how it feels matey!!! i sympathise...no really I do!!!
Have you been tucking into that cancer-curing curry again?
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