Have you ever got the urge to choke the shit out of someone? I have. Many times.
I hit upon this feeling yesterday when I was wandering around at work looking for something. A member of the club asked me what I was doing. "I'm looking for something." I said.
"I bet you it's in the last place you look" came the reply.
"No shit?" I said sarcastically, "It's hardly likely to be in the second last place I look now is it? 'cos if it were there I'd stop fucking looking!"
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